Jay Hiro Brown

28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE review: The zombie’s third leg is basically its own character at this point

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.   Let’s get it out the way: I loved 28 Years Later. It was number 4 on my Top 10 Films of 2025 (although admittedly having since seen a few extras – Marty Supreme, Hamnet, Sentimental Value, No Other Choice – it would be bumped down the list a bit). Overall […]

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AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH review: As the Sully family retread familiar ground, Quaritch counters his blue balls with a hot piece of ash

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.   I find myself in a difficult position with the Avatar franchise. I enjoyed the first: the accusations of plotlessness don’t really ring that true in my opinion, and of course everyone knows it looks fucking incredible. The Way of Water, however, was decidedly NOT my thing, although seeing it on

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MARTY SUPREME review: Timmy T is on tip-top form in this ping-pong nightmare of epic proportions

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.   If you don’t know Marty Mauser, I suggest you head to the cinema and get swiftly acquainted. And if you don’t know the Safdie brothers… I would maybe suggest watching a couple of their previous films (Good Time & Uncut Gems in particular) before heading into this one. Marty Supreme,

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 review: Jim Henson is the best ghost haunting this plotless sequel that proves Scott Cawthon is NOT a screenwriter

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.   I have a confession to make. I… am a Five Nights at Freddy’s fan. Not just a casual fan either. Being freshly 13 when the first game was released (August 8th, 2014), and getting into horror for the first time, I was the prime target to be swept up by

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XTRO review: Like a lost 80s Doctor Who episode – with more blood, boobs & birthing

Anyone who knows me is surely aware that I am something of a connoisseur of camp, a lover of terrible, obscure films. And if I was going to start a film blog, there would have to be a space for these masterpieces (or monstrosities) to dwell. So this is where Weird Wednesday comes into play,

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PILLION review: I saw the horniest film of the year with a room full of old straight people (spoiler: they walked out)

I saw Pillion a few weeks ago as part of Odeon’s Screen Unseen program, where they show upcoming films before their official release. Usually it’s a slightly more obscure film that they think deserves to be seen – for example, in the past I have watched Joy Ride, Scrapper, even bigger films like Anatomy of

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WICKED: FOR GOOD review: Glinda will never know if it’s green in this tragic yuri that never was

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.   After the shortest gap between a film and its sequel we have seen in about a decade, Jon M. Chu is back to finish off his tragic lesbian romance… wait, what do you mean Elphaba and Glinda are both straight? That can’t be correct, surely? The entire crux of this

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BUGONIA review: Emma Stone is snatched bald after Jesse Plemons clocks her alien tea

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.   Yorgos Lanthimos has carved an incredibly niche, and wonderfully distinct, place for himself in modern cinema. There’s no way you can watch one of his films without knowing intrinsically that he made it. Which is why it’s surprising that Bugonia, his fourth collaboration with Emma Stone, was never originally meant

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